Fund raiser to get Vawter to Vegas

[Mikey P]

Bob is right in the middle of running out in the middle of the night of the house he has to forclose on and right into a cardboard shack down by the river. He would to die feeling like a real man and would love to take his lovely wife on one last vacation before the rats eat her face off.


Would you care to donate to the Get Bawb To the Hooker Bar fund and if so, how much?


I'm good for $100

 

[Ken Snow]

I thought he was justy talking about being rich buying up houses in pontiac?

 

[bob vawter]

JESUS.......its a fridge carton under a viadoc...get it straight!

All i gotta do is sell ONE of my stuffs....and we're THERE!

 

[Curtis Pennington]

for you heads....just buy a "quarter" from him...

 

[Jim Pemberton]

Why would you do that to Las Vegas?

What would happen to the moral stability of that city when Bawb Vawter invaded it?

 

[Jimbo]

I'll help a bit.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Why not send him to mikeyfest?

I'll send you the $100.00 I owe you and you decide where to send him!

 

[bob vawter]

shit las time i was in Vegas...i got married at The Little White Wedding Chapel....

how much WORSE could it get....?

 

[Desk Jockey]

You could get drunk on the lemonade and get married again......while you're still married. :shock:

8, 9, and 10, hell it's Vegas, go for an even dozen! :wink:

 

[bob vawter]

i STILL got the pics......of course the mirrored ceiling was ONLY on MY side!

 

[Desk Jockey]

I'll send you the $100.00 if you'll not mention the mirrors and you naked ever again!

:mrgreen:

 

[bob vawter]

how do you SCAN a pic..........?

 

[Desk Jockey]

That picture.....get a lighter and light the edge.

What ever is left was scanned! :mrgreen:

 

[Bjorn]

if he takes Amtrak I'm go for a twenty

 

[Desk Jockey]

Is that the $20.00 Wagner paid you not to attend her seminar?

 

[The Preacher]

if you'll pay my way i'll pull his O2 cart around for him. ya know that Vegas heat burns the oxy up so he'll be need'n a double bottle cart and his old azzzz can't pull that around!!!!

 

[Ken Snow]

what a frikin bunch a bdcc'rs :-)

 

[Desk Jockey]

Daniel
You'll have to pop his nitro pills in him when he needs them, and wipe his a*s when he needs that done too!

 

[Bjorn]

some one will have to watch for the COPS

wow who would have thought

Bawbs entourage

 

[bob vawter]

you guys are killin' me!

 

[Cameron1]

JESUS.......its a fridge carton under a viadoc...get it straight!

All i gotta do is sell ONE of my stuffs....and we're THERE!

Hell............I tried to buy one of your stuffs, but your tree mail ain't working.


MaRtys ain't either...................good thing I got a thick skin

 

[Chris Muetterties]

I will help him out....................... 10 to 20 % off everything.

http://www.aarp.org/

 

[Mikey P]

Sounds like we have about $320 bucks for you Bawb.


Book your flight today or I'll shut down the Rubber Room.

 

[bob vawter]

Damn that sent a pain right thru my heart....ohh MOMMA!!!!!

 

[bob vawter]

Damn that sent a pain right thru my heart....ohh MOMMA!!!!!

an $320 wouldn't keep the old lady occupied for an hour!!!

 

[Mikey P]

Nickle slots.

 

[bob vawter]

OK LOOK HERE.......there is NOTHING i'd rather do than go out there an' show yous all how ta party lik a ROCK STAR...
But FIRST...it'd prolly kill me
and SECOND...i'm closing on a foreclosed house wit the hot water A/C and heater all torn out...AND gotta put a complete bath in....
PLUS i gotta run a gas line out to the garage along wit 220......
as much fun as we had at WF.....it would be a memory of a lifetime...but it don look good right now!
Give the money to HARPER so's he can send his TM out to Josh...he's about the Brokest Dick CC on the boards...


and Pay it forward!

 

[Jim Pemberton]

AND we can't allow Las Vegas to be corrupted by Bawb........shudder!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Show girls, hookers, Mike they could get you for manslaughter if it killed him!

 

[The Preacher]

OK LOOK HERE.......there is NOTHING i'd rather do than go out there an' show yous all how ta party lik a ROCK STAR...
But FIRST...it'd prolly kill me
and SECOND...i'm closing on a foreclosed house wit the hot water A/C and heater all torn out...AND gotta put a complete bath in....
PLUS i gotta run a gas line out to the garage along wit 220......
as much fun as we had at WF.....it would be a memory of a lifetime...but it don look good right now!
Give the money to HARPER so's he can send his TM out to Josh...he's about the Brokest Dick CC on the boards...


and Pay it forward!

TRANSLATION: i'm old and live my life through others. i've never really done 90% of the stuff i talk or type about, but as long as i stay here, most of the BBS won't know! I wish i could git out to Vegas, but my wife wears the pants in this family and she said NO! now if you could give her a call and let her know it wuz y'alls idea and not mine, it'd be appreciated :wink: